Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML
“I’m a Gang Starr fan” only has heard Moment Of Truth “I’m a ATCQ fan” only has heard Bonita Applebum & Can I Kick It “I’m a Living Legends fan” only has heard Never Falling Down “I’m an Outkast fan” only has heard Roses & Hey Ya “I’m a Black Star fan” only has heard Definition “I’m a Bone Thugs fan” has only heard Crossroads & 1st Of Tha Month “I’m a Cypress Hill fan” has only heard Insane In The Brain “I’m a De La Soul fan” only likes the colorful artwork, never heard a song “I’m a Dilated Peoples fan” only has heard This Way cuz of Kanye West “I’m a Felt fan” only has heard Woman Tonight & Dirty Girl “I’m a J Dilla fan” only heard a few beats on youtube “Dilla changed my life” “Fuck Lil’ Wayne” owns his whole discography “I’m a Madvillain fan” bought the madvillainy vinyl, doesn’t own a record player “I’m a Mobb Deep fan” only has heard Shook Ones Pt. 2 cuz of the movie 8 Mile “I’m a Naughty By Nature fan” only has heard Hip Hop Hooray, half of it “I’m a PUTS fan” has only heard SF Knights “I’m a Pharcyde fan” only has heard Passin’ Me By “I’m a Slum Village fan” has only heard Selfish & Fall N Love “I’m a Souls Of Mischief fan” has only heard 92 Til Infinity… wait, was it ‘93? “I’m an Atmosphere fan” has heard all their albums, and got a “Warning” tattoo on their forehead COLE WORLD #AMBITION OVOXO, till we overdose TYBG, you can fuck my bitch. TGOD, jet life till the next life OFWGKTA, Earl is the new Nas
Sincerely, 95% of Tumblr.
“Im an Immortal Technique Fan” only has heard Dance with the Devil
“Im at Atmos Fan” Whos Slug?
“Im a Wu-Tang Clan” Only Has Heard C.R.E.A.M.
“Likes Evidence” OMG Evidence is Cute.
“Likes Jedi Mind Tricks” Doesnt know Vinnie paz and has only heard Razorblade Salvation
“Im a Murs Fan” has only heard Bad Man.
Likes Talib Kweli But Doesnt know WhatReflection Eternal Is.
“OMG Im a Blu Fan” HAS NEVER HEARD OF JOHNSON&JONSON!