I recently opened up an account with Chase for college. Of course I would be the one that forgot to check if there are any Chase banks in the suburbs of Philadelphia. Well, guess what? There aren’t. The nearest Chase bank is, and this is directly from Google, 8 hours and 37 minutes walking.
Next thought. Oh, there is a Chase ATM in every Duane Reade. Then I realized there were only Duane Reades in New York and New Jersey.